I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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