Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
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