i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
i would one night stand the shit outta him
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
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