It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
