your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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