Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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