Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
