Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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