David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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