She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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