He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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