I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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