I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
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