Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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