i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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