Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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