we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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