she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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