I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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