Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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