But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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