So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Quick, to the slutcave!
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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