he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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