called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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