problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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