Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
North Korea, Best Korea!
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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