i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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