these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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