i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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