where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
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