Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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