No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
How external is "for external use only"?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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