I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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