I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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