There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
