We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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