all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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