My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
You've changed since you got that strap on
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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