I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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