So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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