im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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