I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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