There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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