I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
did you just send me my own nude
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
