On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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