Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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