after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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