But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Randomize
