at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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