mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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